Funny

10/21/09

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A waist is a terrible thing to mind. Price: $

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. Price: $

Born to shop - not to mop! Price: $

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Price: $

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. Price: $

Boring women have clean houses! Price: $

Clean if you must - but don't write in the dust. Price: $

Coffee is my only REAL friend. Price: $

Dusting Test in progress. Do not disturb samples. Price: $

For Maid Service, Press Button. Price: $

Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust. Price: $

Crafts Are Cheaper Than Therapy. Price: $

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin Price: $

Help Wanted...Everyone in the house qualifies! Price: $

Housework is the crabgrass in the lawn of life. Price: $

I can’t be out of money, I still have more checks. Price: $

I only bowl on days that end with Y. Price: $

Housework is a Family Affair. Price: $

Housework: The work your house does not do when you are not home. Price: $

I like to give homemade gifts – which one of the children would you like? Price: $

I only fish on days that end with Y. Price: $

I only golf on days that end with Y. Price: $

I start working when the caffeine does! Price: $

I'm not bossy...my ideas are just BETTER! Price: $

If I’m rubbin’ the cats fur the wrong way, let the cat turn around. Price: $

I only hunt on days that end with Y. Price: $

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure. Price: $

If it wasn't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done! Price: $

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Price: $

If the shelves are dusty, and the pots don't shine, it's because I have better things to do with my time. Price: $

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope Price: $

Kiss often. Lips never wear out! Price: $

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. Price: $

It doesn't always look like this, some days it's even worse. Price: $

It’s not easy being the Queen of the entire universe! Price: $

Life's too short to drink cheap coffee! Price: $

Money talks...but chocolate sings! Price: $

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Price: $

Old friends are best. They know everything about you...but they can't remember! Price: $

Memories are timeless treasures of the heart Price: $

My house was perfectly clean last week. Sorry you missed it! Price: $

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute. Price: $

Our family tree is full of nuts. Price: $

Our house is clean enough to be healthy...and dirty enough to be happy! Price: $

Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me. Price: $

Seen it, done it, can't remember most of it. Price: $

Please don't feed the dustballs. Price: $

Please pardon the mess! Our butler and maid quit! Price: $

Real men do housework. Price: $

Shopping is retail therapy! Price: $

Show me a house that's excruciatingly clean, and I'll show you an older, female relative about to visit it. Price: $

There's no need to do any housework at all, after the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse! Price: $

This home is protected by a coat of dust. Price: $

Try to be the person your dog thinks you are. Price: $

The greatest gift I ever received came from God... Our Family. Price: $

They're sure housework won't kill you, but why take the risk? Price: $

This is no ordinary housewife you're dealing with! Price: $

We may not have it all together, but together we have it all. Price: $

Well behaved women rarely make history. Price: $

When Pigs Fly! Price: $

Welcome to our retirement home…Twice as much husband…half as much pay. Price: $

When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes. Price: $

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